Episode Five: Oh the things you see!

Yesterday, my best friend Jimmy and I were walking down the street. All of a sudden a bird swoops down and tries to attack us...That was weird. We continue walking and a little ways down this whole murder of crows or black birds just swoop down and tried to hit us!!! It was freaky and I now know that Alfred Hitchcock gave us the movie Birds as a guide to survive avion attacks!
  Whenever I'm with Jimmy, we see interesting things but it only happens when he and I are together. For instance on X-mas eve, he and I went to New China for lunch. In the parking lot was a baby left in it's carrier ontop of the hood of a car! No one was around! We ran inside to tell the people and when we got back out, the car was pulling away. Unattentive parents are scary people. We saw ms. ford's house catch on fire, a mullet scooter riding obese man, angry starbucks hipsters, people doing the nasty in public...the list could go on and on. Honestly, there is never NEVER a dull moment for us.

Family

  Family is a big thing for everyone. I could go on and on about all the cliches about family. Just recently I was able to reconnect with my brother whom I had not seen for many years. My brother is eight years older than me and resides in Louisville. My mother gave him up when she was very young. He would still come visit and mom tried her hardest to be there for him till she passed away in 2001. When he was 18 he came out to our family as homosexual, the rest of my family, being the narrow minded people they are, shunned him. I never got to see him and for years they wanted nothing to do with him. Because of this, I am a strong advocate for Gay rights because he and I are alot alike...he's just braver than me. So finally getting to talk to him and know that I have another person in my family who is so much like me is refreshing and endearing. He has a successful career as a dancer, actor, and works for a drape shop and Apples Inc. Store. I admire him and I just have to say that through all our history, I'm proud to call him my brother.

Concerts are violent!

  So recently I found myself at an Avenged Sevenfold concert with my best friend Jimmy. I bought tickets for us for Christmas and last Sunday was concert day. We get to the concert and are searched atleast 5 times, the only thing I had on me as I repeatidly tried to tell them, were my wallet, phone, and a pack of cigarettes. Needless to say everywhere I went, I felt like I was being strongly watched...and I was one of the better dressed people there I mean come on. The first two acts were really good and each had a set list that lasted about 40 minutes long with 15 minutes in between for set changes. The third act was terrible and when they were finally done I could not wait for Avenged Sevenfold to come out! While the headlining band was setting up, a man walking down the stairs near us tripped and fell! He busted his nose and face right onto a rail and knocked himself out, blood everywhere! He was a big man and had got himself stuck in an aisle of seats so the paramedics had trouble. While that was happening, down on the floor two girls passed out and an old man punched a young lady in the face! What is wrong with these people! These people held up the concert for atleast an hour...but the wait was so worth it when A7X finally came out. Pretty interesting concert!