Yesterday, my best friend Jimmy and I were walking down the street. All of a sudden a bird swoops down and tries to attack us...That was weird. We continue walking and a little ways down this whole murder of crows or black birds just swoop down and tried to hit us!!! It was freaky and I now know that Alfred Hitchcock gave us the movie Birds as a guide to survive avion attacks!
Whenever I'm with Jimmy, we see interesting things but it only happens when he and I are together. For instance on X-mas eve, he and I went to New China for lunch. In the parking lot was a baby left in it's carrier ontop of the hood of a car! No one was around! We ran inside to tell the people and when we got back out, the car was pulling away. Unattentive parents are scary people. We saw ms. ford's house catch on fire, a mullet scooter riding obese man, angry starbucks hipsters, people doing the nasty in public...the list could go on and on. Honestly, there is never NEVER a dull moment for us.
We should hang out.
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